OUR CONVERSATION WENT LIKE THIS:

Mom: Ano mas nami? Black nga blouse or ang stripes nga brown pants?

( which is better? black blouse or brown striped pants?)
Me: Kung ang black, may skirt ka na didto nga red or white. Okey mn lang ang brown nga pants ,

may blouse ka man to.

(If its black you already had a red or white skirt, its okey if brown, you got a blouse for that too.)
Mom: Wala gid piw sang may gapangaluyag sa imo?

(no one is courting you piw, really?)
Me: EEhhhhhh? Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh?
Mom: Kay kagina pa kadamo tawo nga gaholding hands... kag upod ta ya...

(its just that a lot of couples are holding hands and were together)
Me: eeehhh???
Mom: Malaon ka na gid ya?

(are you gonna be an old maid?)

Then i started laughing, feeling either confused, dumbfounded, shocked and amused. I still cant believe that of all people my mom would ask that question.!